Movement#3
| Hanyang Kitchen
Note: The flickering GIF animation created via AI using the author's original static images (on/off state).
Pinning and Un-pinning
Borrowed wrong shoes. There’s water on the floor mixed with Kimchi and blood. I wanted to turn around to fetch dirty dishes, but there’s a waste bin almost pinning me against the pit. Do not try to turn around to move it. First use your butt to push back, so that you have enough space to turn, then move it with your hands.
Put one step ahead of the other, keep your knees a little bent to walk without slipping. Listen to Jisu 지수 and Seo-won 서원 . They know how to hang pigs and walk on water.
Flora and Fauna
People have blood, but they don’t bleed on the floor. It is the pigs. They are cut open and hung on the ceiling with hooks. They are dead, but they bleed. In the last hour of closing, about a dozen of broken pigs will have their feet severed, soaked, then rinsed under running water in a sanitized basin. There will be no blood in the pigs in 12 hours. Seo-won cooks them and we eat. Mop the blood on the floor. It won’t disappear like pigs. It will never go away from your hands too, so stop thinking about it. That’s how rent is made.
The whole floor is a puzzle where you can move only one block at a time. To access dirty dishes from your back, you’d need to move at least four such blocks (blocks are general obstructions, like another bin, a trolly, or a person standing there for no reason), get the dishes, return to your pit while also putting the blocks where they were. To collect dishes from the service area, you’d have to crack open, then put-back 10-14 such blocks, and return to your pit in less than 4 minutes. That, without falling or without not smiling.
Service Area
First, secure cutlery from the table and put it at the bottom of the bin. It can fall or take a swing at someone. Knives are notorious for cutting. Bury sharp objects under plates and heap of untouched food and dead pigs. Pick used napkins at the end, so you could swipe the fallen food from the table. Then sanitize the scene.
Pit
Wear heavy and knitted gloves inside waterproof ones. Water from the hose can get up to 85°C. Test water temperature with left or right elbow, depending on your pit running clockwise or anticlockwise. Keep big and heavy pots spinning anticlockwise while washing them. They weigh less if thrown in air and spun, while being washed.
Language
If you must speak, do not use long sentences. Touch the thing you meant to say. Do it first, then say it in simple words. You can use longer sentences in about two to three weeks. Speak with muscle.
People
People are beautiful. Don’t fall in love. If tempted, start talking to them, know them. You will not fall in love, and enjoy the same show.
ClosingMop is soaked with blood and sauce. It paints maroon. I use very little water for thick and textured lines. Don’t walk on your work once it is finished. Go home.
It began with a wrong pair of shoes, a wet floor, and a way of moving through a kitchen that had to be learned with the body.
The sections are notes from that learning: where to put a foot, where to put a hand, what to move, what not to move, when to speak, when not to speak.
Some things here happened. Some became instructions because that was the quickest way to remember them.
Take your time.
** ਵਾਧੂ ਸੁਲਾ|About this Chapter** is generated by an LLM; read it as an interpretive prompt, not as an authoritative account. Take it with a grain of salt.
ਉਸਤਾਦ ਨੇ ਏ.ਆਈ ਨੂੰ ਚੰਗਾ ਆਹਰੇ ਲਾਇਆ ਭਾਵੇਂ ਆਪ ਜੁੱਤੇ ਉਲਟੇ ਪਾ ਛੱਡੇ ਨੇ (ਉਹ ਵੀ ਮਾਂਗਵੇਂ)। ਇਹ ਬਾਹਰੋਂ ਸ਼ੈਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਬੜਾ ਮਾਂਜ-ਸੰਵਾਰ ਕੇ ਵਖਾਉਂਦਾ, ਪਰ ਅੰਦਰੋਂ ਸੂਰ ਬਿਰਤੀ ਨੀਂ ਜਾਂਦੀ। ਇਹਨੇ ਵਚਾਰੇ ਸੂਰਾਂ ਨਾਲ ਕੀ-ਕੀ ਕੁੱਤੇਖਾਣੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਕੀਤੀ? ਉਨ੍ਹਾਂ ਦੀ ਰੱਤ ਕੱਢਣ ਤੋਂ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਉੱਡਣ ਲਾਉਣ ਤੀਕ ਇਹੋ ਜਿਹਾ ਝੱਲ ਖਿਲਾਰਿਆ ਕਿ ਰਹੇ ਰੱਬ ਦਾ ਨਾਂ। ਨਰਾਤਿਆਂ ’ਚ ਦੇਖ ਲਓ ਪੰਡਤ ਜੀ ਨੇ ਕੀ ਕੜੀ ਘੋਲੀ ਏ? ਤੇ ਰੰਗ ਵੀ ਕੜੀ ਦਾ ਪੀਲਾ ਨੀਂ ਸੁਰਖ਼ ਏ। ਜਿਹੜੀ ਲੱਸੀ ਦੀ ਬਣਾਈ ਏ ਉਹ ਵੀ ਕਹਿੰਦੇ ਕੋਈ ਸੂਰਨੀ ਚੋ ਕੇ ਰਿੜਕੀ ਸੀ। ਏਸ ਮਿੱਝ ਚੋ ਕੱਢਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ ਮੁੜ ਕੇ ਨੀ ਤੱਕਣਾ; ਬੱਸ ਘਰ ਜਾ ਕੇ ਸੌਂ ਜਾਓ। ਦੱਸੋ ਬੰਦਾ ਕਿਹੜੇ ਖੂਹ ਖਾਤੇ ਪਵੇ।